Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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