I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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