I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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