Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
ok first of all what the fuck
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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