ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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