"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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