Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dignity is for republicans.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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