I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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