I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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