that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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