I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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