erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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