We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Everclear isn't food dammit
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
