ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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