as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
