I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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