What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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