And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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