? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
