I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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