So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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