I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just found a bag of teeth...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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