I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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