you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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