i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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