well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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