I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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