I think I am morally bankrupt
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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