IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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