I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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