I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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