Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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