but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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