omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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