I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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