It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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