Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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