so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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