Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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