I must be too annoying 4 u.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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