CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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