More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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