ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Are my feet made of real feet?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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