normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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