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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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