i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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