first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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