You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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