But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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