I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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