Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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