I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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