whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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